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Thursday, January 19, 2006

road blocks...

Stop!

Why?

Don't you see that roadblock?

Oh yeah, I suppose I should stop. But what's keeping me from driving right through it, smashing cars and breaking down barriers?

You know you can't do that yet. It's not time.

But when can I go on? When can I feel more free to go the places I want to go on this road?

I don't know, just not now.

Well, this kinda sucks. Am I just supposed to sit here with the car in idle while I wait for things to change, or for my hair to get longer and more grey?

I said I don't know. Why don't you just do something benign like think about the 1980s?

Sheesh...how boring would that be?

Why don't you give it a try and find out?

Wow. You're no help. No help at all.

Thanks. I excel at keeping you from doing anything stupid. Now shut up and turn on the radio.

: toadman : at Thursday, January 19, 2006 |

Comments:

Depends on what vehicle you are driving. Hyundai - stop. Hummer - go.

# posted by

susan : 4:26 PM

I assume you mean a military issue Hummer, not the ones they sell to the rest of the US that are made of fiberglass?

# posted by

toadman : 5:58 PM

Definately military.

# posted by

susan : 10:18 AM

Then I guess I'll just have to wait until they move the roadblock. I'll never have that kind of strength.

# posted by

toadman : 11:08 AM

There are always explosives.

# posted by

susan : 8:09 AM

That would work, but you see, I'm not interested in hurting anyone.

# posted by

toadman : 8:40 AM